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List Price: $12.98 | | Label: Sony
Salesrank: 109654
Released: September 1, 1998 |
| Our Price: $64.99 |
| Used Price: $6.59 |
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| Media: Audio CD |
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Dice Rules Track Listing:
1. Intro
2. How Are Ya?
3. Birds
4. Phone Sex
5. Ya Can't Be Nice to Them
6. Christmas Presents
7. Hoidy Toidy Chicks
8. Opportunity in America (Al Capone's Safe)
9. Japs
10. Handicaps, Cripples
11. Don't Move
12. Double Parking
13. Car Ride (Goin' to a Party)
14. Driveway
15. Subway Travel
16. Grocery Store
17. Industrial Size
18. Urinal
19. 1989-A Review
20. Bad Press
21. Backwards
22. Shakin' Hands
23. Chicks Aren't Funny (Joey Will)
24. Bambi
25. 3 Beautiful Dates
26. Action
27. Debbie Duz Everything
28. Filthy in Bed
29. Salt & Pepper
30. Smokin' for Your Health
31. News
32. Fat Orgasms
33. Black Chicks
34. Vibrant Beautiful Woman
35. Woman's World
36. First Blow-Job
37. People Are Pricks
38. Ya Hear?
39. Apartment Life
40. Brooklyn Bad Boy
Dice Rules Reviews:
the undisputed king of comedy 
2009-08-07 - this disc made me laugh as hard as i did when i first heard it years ago. my wife pretends not to like the diceman, however she was the one who got me tickets to see him this march. he has lost a bit of his edge in real life, thank god for the recordings. the people who hate the diceman are only mad because his observations are so true
Not the same Dice Man 
2009-07-15 - Great seller: ice man , well lets just say i should have left it as i remembered him.. not what i'm hearing now...
in his own style 
2009-04-11 - Georgie Porgie Puddin Pie
What chemical landfill were they near concieving this guy
When evolution goes to mutation and the product is of this cut
some morons should just keep their gorilla mouths shut.
Crossover blues, here we come... 
2000-12-07 - I remember this album distinctly, because it was one of Dice's first easily found releases, at at time when his records (and comedy records in general) did not sell as much as most comedians wished.
It was also a weak effort, especially in comparison to "Day the Laughter Died", which was a gutsy, comedy tour-de-force. While you can't fault him for being able to pack MSG, comedy is like Industrial music; anything more than 500 people in the room and the effect is jarring. Here, he can't possibly maintain the intimacy he gets from a dingy nightclub (listen to side two to see what I mean), and the bits suffer.
Side one is a mob laughing because the guy next to them is laughing. Side two is people laughing because the material actually works. That's a big difference when it comes to comedy.
I'd actually only recommend this album to people who already own his first two albums + 40 Too Long, but not to first-time dicers. It's far too hit & miss for the uninitiated.
Dice, standing on the top of the world
2000-09-22 - Dice hit it big with his debut act, which included Mother Goose poems. This was Dice in concert in 1990, riding his newly- found success which hit him around 1988. In my opinion, Dice does a good job on both sides of this album. The second side is funnier, but the first side also has some very strong moments. I like this better than the new CD, "40 Too Long," and "Laughter, Part II." But it lacks the absolute genius of the debut and "Laughter, Part I." It does seem like he's reaching a bit during the first side. But I can't think of any other comedian that could match Dice on a regular basis, album after album, except Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor, and Eddie Murphy.
