Christopher Lambert Movie:

Mean Guns



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Christopher Lambert Movie:
Mean Guns



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Mean Guns
Mean Guns
List Price: $9.98Label: Lions Gate

Salesrank: 31527

Released: July 28, 1998
Our Price: $4.69
Used Price: $1.83
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Media: DVD

Features:

  • Closed-captioned
  • Color
  • DVD
  • Full Screen
  • NTSC
  • Starring:

  • Christopher Lambert
  • Ice-T
  • Michael Halsey
  • Deborah Van Valkenburgh
  • Tina Cote
  • Editorial Review:
    No Description Available.
    Genre: Feature Film-Action/Adventure
    Rating: R
    Release Date: 28-JUL-1998
    Media Type: DVD

    Description of Mean Guns:
    Direct-to-video stylist Albert Pyun sets this plotless, gun-crazy frenzy to the mambo beat of Prez Prado and runs with it. Mobster Ice-T calls dozens of associates to a newly built prison the day before it's dedicated, locks them in, and pits them against one another for a prize of $10 million, which the last three survivors will split. Bleached blond Christopher Lambert is a grinning psycho having a little too much fun, while the soul of the group belongs to the craggy-faced Michael Halsey, a ruthless killer with an odd sense of purpose and a code of honor. The story is merely an excuse for unending gunplay and giddy violence and Pyun rises to the occasion, executing everything from riotous free-for-alls to elaborate chases to Western-style standoffs (complete with a haunting spaghetti Western style guitar and trumpet theme). The video titles, dingy lighting, and dusky color give away the low budget and ultimately the script doesn't make any sense, but Pyun wisely avoids the confusing plot (which he himself sometimes loses) and concentrates on his particular strength: wild, wicked, practically nonstop action driven by a restless camera and rat-a-tat editing. --Sean Axmaker

    Mean Guns Reviews:
    great plot!!! unfortunitaly the lighting ruins the movie 3 Star Review
    2009-05-26 - i thin this movie has a great plot and i sooo wish theyd remake this movie that would be insane ok so a bunch of killers murderes basically every scum bag u can think of get called or blackmailed into coming to this new prison that hasnt opened yet and ice t who put this whole thing together closes off the prison trapping everyone inside and tells them they have a few hours to kill everyone and be one of the last 3 to live to recieve the cash prize everyone gathers in the cafeteria and he literally drops tubs of guns/bats/knives over the balcony every one gets a gun or weapon and tries to shoot someone but theres no amo lol then he drops tubs of bullets and everyone fights this movie is full of betrayals and itll have you rooting for someone to live
    unfortunately the lighting in this movie just flat out ruins it if idk y the makers didnt tint out the natural lighting in this movie what it is is that since this movie was filmed in a large building with thousands of windows the suns light hits the glass from the window and then with the camera it makes everything bright and hard to see

    Sweet Mindless Violence 3 Star Review
    2009-01-14 - A must for Lambert fans! 2 hours of nonstop mindless gratuitous mayhem. Plot? Yeah, sure. Let me know if you find one. Viscious and satisfyingly brutal. The only negative is that the quality of the dvd is mediocre at best. Looks like it was copied from a videotape. I have a vhs copy that I'm saving because it is excellent in terms of quality.

    Good movie: No VAMPIRES 5 Star Review
    2007-06-07 - I really didnt want to comment on this film, especially since my kind have been called out earlier in these other reviews. Lambert fan. Check. B-Movie fan. Check. Mambo fan. Check.

    So let me address some of the important issues first. I am so sorry its a violent film with no deep human meaning or understanding. And if that was your complaint then you better not own a copy of Hostel or any other Torture film.

    Second, there isnt suppose to be an action hero in the film. If you want a meaning to the movie it is simple. Crime does not pay. In a world of crime and lawlessness eventually even your fellow criminals turn on you.

    Why does Lou have his daughter at the prison? Did you watch the film. Lou is either a complete Nut Job or vengeance seeker. From the red flashbacks he either killed a child, kidnapped his own daughter and murdered her mother/father. Or he his doing what he says he is doing, trying to make good for him and his daughter.

    Vampires? Vampires? you mean the guy with the fangs at the gate? Or the demon winged guy Lou sees on the building? The first guy is a bodyguard of Moon's who for some reason has custom made teeth in the shape of fangs. So what. He isnt a vampire, never even crossed my mind that way. He just fits in as a poser gang style thug. Very cyberpunkish. The "demonic image" on the roof is a hallauciantion of Lou's, similar to the boy in the hallway.

    The movis is simply 90 minutes of action, set with decent music and fun editing. The characters are largely stereotypes, but no more then Spider-Man, Captain Jack Sparrow or Shreck. So relax, pop some pop corn, turn off your brain and enjoy it for what it is.

    Or you can go rent Matilda.

    This movie is awesome to the MAX! 5 Star Review
    2007-06-02 - I don't know what any of these pretentious jerks are talking about. This wasn't meant to be a "great movie". It didn't set out to move you, or give you deeper insight into yourself or the world at large. This movie's purpose isn't to inspire, or to give a greater depth of understanding to the human condition... and if you watched it hoping for any of that hippie crap you are stupid.

    This is an action movie. There is gratuitous violence, killing, and foul language. Of the Three things that can make a pulp movie good (Karate, Explosions, or Midieval Stuff) this movie scores a 2/3. Thats pretty good. I might be stretching it with the explosions bit, but when there is THIS much gun-fighting, I count it anyway.

    There is tons of great action, even more great one liners. Christopher Lambert plays his role brilliantly, when you consider what he is supposed to be playing, and even Ice T does a good job.

    If you don't like this movie, its because you are a snob, and you are expecting too much from a movie that is CLEARLY meant to entertain. If you liked this movie, it means you know what an Action movie is supposed to be about, and you are probably Hardcore as well.

    Dumb Guns...but great soundtrack 2 Star Review
    2006-11-30 - Christopher Lambert and Ice-T are supposed to be the stars here, but what little depth this movie has comes from Michael Halsey, who turns a professional killer into a sympathetic figure (and that ANYONE can earn any sympathy in this bit of video treacle is itself an achievement).

    If you're not a big fan of bloodless, mindless gunplay, the only reason to buy this movie is for the soundtrack. Mambo fans will actually enoy it, as well as the Andean flute/guitar instrumental.










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