Colin Firth Movie:

Fourplay Reviews:
What a waste!
2004-09-27 - Not even Colin Firth can save this turkey. But he's the best thing in it. Bad writing, directing, acting, not worth the time to watch. Was this written as somebody's high school project? I expect they probably changed the title from the original "Londonium" so that viewers would think this is a new flick.

aaaargh!
2004-06-24 - I have never before been prompted to write an online review...but this film was so bad I had to warn people not to buy it. With Colin Firth, Jack Dee and Stephen Fry in it I thought it would be good.....a very big let down :o(

Terrible!
2004-04-17 - Not even Colin Firth could redeem this movie. It has to be one of the worst I have seen in a long time. I had been looking for a copy for a long time to add to my Colin Firth collection, but I wish it had stayed in obscurity known as "Londinium." The title has been changed, perhaps to attract more viewers.
I could tell from the beginning that it was going to be bad. Even the music got on my nerves. All you need to know is that the couples swap spouses, not necessarily ending up "happily ever after." Please avoid this movie!

3 stars only for Colin.
2004-03-09 - Who told Mariel Hemmingway and Mike Binder they could act? This is a gawd awful movie with those two mannequins moving thru their respective scenes. Irene Jacob, Colin Firth and Stephen Fry give excellent performances with what they are given to work with. One would probably only buy this movie if a fan of the last three.