| Fran Drescher Movie: Santas Slay
Movie Santa's Slay |  |  | | List Price: $14.98 | | Label: Lions Gate
Salesrank: 12075
Released: December 20, 2005 | | Our Price: $7.12 | | Used Price: $4.25 | | MPAA Rating: R (Restricted) Media: DVD | |
Editorial Review: No Description Available. Genre: Horror Rating: R Release Date: 22-AUG-2006 Media Type: DVD Santa's Slay Reviews: Incredible, a new Christmas classic!  2009-12-01 - Santa's Slay is one of the more awe-inspiring movies I've seen in quite a while. Bill Goldberg stars as Santa Clause himself, only this year he isn't delivering presents. As the movie title suggests, Santa is on a killing spree! It seems the only reason Santa was nice in the first place, was that he lost a bet with an angel 1000 years ago. But now that time is up and all bets are off, Santa is kicking ass and taking names. A young man along with his girlfriend and grandfather sets out to put a stop to Santa's slay.
This tongue in cheek horror comedy is the perfect thing to satisfy your holiday b-movie itch. It doesn't waste any time with unnecessary build ups or character development, it just goes straight for the throat with the violence and humor, and I'm pretty sure I speak for more than myself when I say that's what I was hoping for out of Santa's Slay. Occasionally it does get a bit too stupid for its own good, but the fact that someone had the audacity to even make this movie easily outweighs the cons.
Does anymore even need to be said? Shelf Rudolph and Frosty this year and watch Santa's Slay instead! Also recommended: Silent Night, Deadly Night,Christmas Evil.
Goldberg in his best role yet an evil Santa Claus  2009-11-26 - This movie is good I like the part When Santa goes into a Nude bar and Beat's everyone up in a comical way some thing i dont understand is why do they have so many jewish actors in a christmas Film Never the less this movie is great and you should try it. Ps the color's in this movie are blood red and pine green .
Hilarious and fun  2009-05-03 - I want to start out by saying that this is not a serious horror movie, this is not a movie that you would want to watch or review if you are going to pick apart every unrealistic aspect of this film. This is a fun and hilarious film about Santa clasue "SATAN" who doesn't want to be nice and give the little kids presents he wants to KILL them. Goldberg was hilarious as Santa and the inventive ways that he kills cracks me up. I love the beginning where he kills all the cameo people. I personally loved this movie and couldn't wait to add it to my collection. If you are open minded and want to have a few laughs buy this film.
Goldberg's Masterpiece!!  2009-04-30 - I thought Goldberg was the baddest wrestler around when he was with WCW, even topping Steve Austin and Hulk Hogan. I saw Goldberg in Universal Soldier and was impressed by his acting. Here, we get to see the Hulk in a starring role...and he really scared me!
I'm used to seeing Goldberg toss guys around, but this suit on him really threw me off and I wasn't sure who I was watching. I kept saying its Santa, but Santa was just really ugly. He looked more like a biker who dresses up as Santa for the neighborhood kids during the summer.
To be honest with you, after the opening credits I fast-forwarded through most of this movie. I think I was just tired and had a headache, but I couldn't take my eyes off the screen. Some of the kills were very creative, and the reason I gave this more than 1 star. But I couldn't bear to watch the rest of it at normal speed. Sure I didn't have a clue what the people were saying, but in a movie like this you don't have to. Just look at the cover and you know what you're getting yourself into.
waste of money  2009-01-08 - I thought the movie was quite silly.Receives a 1 because gore seans were all right. If i saw this movie before i bought it ,i would have not purchased.
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