| Jenny Mccarthy Movie: Playboy - The Best of Jenny McCarthy
Movie Playboy - The Best of Jenny McCarthy |  |  | | List Price: $19.98 | | Label: Playboy Home Video
Salesrank: 99238
Released: February 13, 2001 | | Our Price: $11.27 | | Used Price: $9.98 | | MPAA Rating: X (Mature Audiences Only) Media: DVD | |
Playboy - The Best of Jenny McCarthy Reviews: Beautiful South Chicago "catholic girl"  2009-09-04 -
Jenny, I don't know you but your body looks amazing, you're photogenic as hell, and your face looks royal. A pity you signed up for this video that sports an 80's corny everything, and sits between two stools: "soft porn" and "family values, American style" :). Ah, your boobs are amazing, it's true that your hair looks "yellow", as that modeling agent told you, but if she really thought you were overweight, she will be green with envy every time she watches this video. (True to fact, in one of the magazine pictures, your face looks rather plumpy).
What's in the box: This videos, for those who don't know them yet, are not anywhere near "porn". They mix with variable success "funny" scenes, puritan full nudes, beautiful scenery, semi nudes, interviews with the star, her family (!), the photographer (!), some playboy moguls (who look creepy and sleazy), 4 models having a shower in the semi dark, a photo editor whose nose looks like Michael Jackson's ("Marilyn Grabowski", if you wanna know), that sort of thing.
Did you get it? I still don't, but that's how it works :).
A very personal view: My favourite scene is number 10, "A video success". Really HOT. In fact, that's the "beauty" of Playboy DVDs: showing while not showing, creating "a story" where the playmate can feel sort of at ease. It makes one wonder, if real porn would have half the quality of this, and women half as beautiful, we'd all be watching :), I guess. SO, it's probably better that porn is always crappy and playboy DVDs are way too "soft", right :)?
While it's true there's nothing "spontaneous" in these heavily edited videos, if you listen to her, she does seem to think some of the script she's given. Like: "I'd like to travel to some exotic places. I think that travelling a lot can add an air of mystery to a person" (sic).
If you didn't get to see the magazine pictures (like me), this videos show them all, panning slowly.
Style: The voice is hateable after 5', and the 80's music and visuals are so cheesy they're almost funny. Off putting perhaps, but I guess they could be used for understanding "how we were" in a sort of "cultural studies" way.
"Jenny is an American": They mentioned 3 times the "South of Chicago" stuff. Funny, how us who look at the USA from abroad tend not to realize what a stratified society America is. You'd say: "Who on earth would be thinking about sociology looking at such woman?". Well, Playboy DVDs manage to do just that :).
Conclusion: If you want "fast" erotica this is definitely not it. If you get them cheap, they may be worth the space. Don't get me wrong, they're excellently made for their "genre", but the problem is, I guess 99% of us guys want to have a look at women, not looking at flowers nor horses, jockeys carrying her in their arms, then she, the former tomboy, carrying one in hers. And so on. This should be divided: "action" and "story". Well, OK, "who would watch the story"? and "Who can sustain interest for 6O', without "fillers"? Ok, granted. And yet...
If only she hadn't dyed her hair, I'd pay the U$S 18, and, probably, so should you :).
Almost the same as the video centerfold  2005-08-13 - I would say unless your a huge Jenny McCarthy fan, dont buy. It's ok I guess. I got this and the video centerfold and found out that it's almost exactly the same. It just has a few different scenes.
Jenny McCarthy is so hot...!  2004-09-10 - Simply, when i saw her nude first time, i forgot other ladies. His entire body is alarming, she is a perfect female figure, i have ever seen...! All sequences are very well shot, and the best one is that at billiard table, so hot, sexy and stimulating...!
Hot!  2001-07-03 - Jenny McCarthy is super hot no matter what anyone says! She will always be a 5 to me!
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