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Salesrank: 25725
Released: December 18, 2007 |
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MPAA Rating: Unrated
Media: DVD |
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Editorial Review:
Get ready for one of the most talked-about, red- blooded American horror movies of the past 20 years: When a group of New Orleans tourists take a cheesy haunted swamp tour, they slam face-first into the local legend of deformed madman Victor Crowley. What follows is a psycho spree of seat-jumping scares, eye- popping nudity, skull-splitting mayhem and beyond. Joel David Moore (DODGEBALL), Deon Richmond (SCREAM 3) and Mercedes McNab (BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER) star – along with horror icons Tony ‘Candyman’ Todd, Robert ‘Freddy Krueger’ Englund and Kane ‘Jason’ Hodder – in this screamingly funny carnage classic that Fangoria hails as “a no-hold-barred homage to the days when slasher films were at their reddest and wettest!”
Description of Hatchet (Unrated Director's Cut):
Adam Green's Hatchet is a goofy, gory gas that pays tribute to the slasher boom of the 1980s by placing more hapless teens in the path of an indestructible maniac. Said killer is Victor Crowley (Kane Hodder, Jason in many of the later Friday the 13th entries), a deformed Louisiana swamp dweller who returns from an apparent fiery death to lay waste to a mixed bag of tourists and Mardi Gras revelers who've wandered into his turf on a "haunted swamp" tour. Hatchet doesn't exactly surpass the movies it's spoofing; Green's characters are dopey ciphers, and Crowley's indiscriminate killing spree negates his sympathetic origins. But the dialogue is glib and the performances funny (especially Parry Shen as the tour's unlikely guide and Joel David Moore as the lovelorn hero), and '80s horror aficionados will appreciate John Carl Buechler's outrageously gross effects (which get more screen time in this unrated cut). There are also cameos by genre vets Robert Englund and Tony Todd, as well as Joshua Leonard from The Blair Witch Project. The widescreen DVD includes commentary by Green and several of his players, as well as featurettes on the making of the film, its villain and his elaborate makeup, and a scene breakdown of one of the film's most jaw-dropping effects. A gag reel and a conversation between Green and Twisted Sister frontman and horror fan Dee Snider rounds out the commentary. -- Paul Gaita
Hatchet (Unrated Director's Cut) Reviews:
A new cult classic. 
2009-10-17 - Victor Crowley was born deformed and forced into seclusion with his father in a cabin in a New Orleans swamp. Ridiculed and tortured by the local children, he is thought to have burned alive until he returns years later and wreaks havoc on a boat tour full of tourists, entrepreneurs, air-heads and frat-boys. Crowley obviously has anger issues and a hatchet to grind, so to speak.
For writer/director Adam Green, "Hatchet" is a labor of love. The man grew up on 80's slashers such as "Friday the 13th" and it shows. Aside from casting the most notorious Jason Voorhees of them all - Kane Hodder - in the title role, the film is also host to other horror icons such as Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger of the "Nightmare on Elm Street" series) and Tony Todd ("Candyman" himself). If the trio of horror royalty doesn't seal the deal, then surely the make-up effects by John Carl Buechler (whose credits are too long to list) certainly do. Buechler's work here runs the gamut from sickening to hilariously over-the-top (all about that belt sander!) and call back to a time when horror movies were pure escapism. No doubt, this is a horror film that doesn't take itself too seriously (in sharp contrast to films like "Saw" or "Hostel") but at the same time, is a quality slasher flick that doesn't skimp on the thrills.
From front to finish, all 84 minutes of "Hatchet" are pure slasher goodness. Rather than being just a stale homage to the franchise films that dominated his childhood, Green has actually created an icon all his own that pays loving tribute rather than references. While Victor Crowley may never reach the heights of Freddy, Jason or Michael, he's certainly the stuff fan-favorites are made of, appropriate for the cult classic that this film is destined to become. You just can't go wrong with a horror movie made by a fan with a talented cast and outrageous effects. It's the perfect movie to chill with on a Friday night and certainly one of the finest modern slashers to come along in a long time. As for "Hatchet 2," I say bring it on!
"Hatchet" was AWESOME 
2009-09-24 - This movie was amazing, this is now my favorite it was funny as crap as long as they kept the scary scenes coming and they did. this was a bloody movie O_O that was awesome. Old School American Horror is so true. If you're a scary movie fan this movie is for you i recommend it for any scary movie fan out there.
Instant Classic? Not Quite. 
2009-09-10 - Hatchet has mind-blowing gore sequences, thrilling chases, beautiful women, laugh-out-loud comedy and a bad ass the likes of which we haven't seen since Freddy, Jason or Michael Myers. It was thoroughly entertaining but it was not without its poorly written slasher clichés and tired old conventions. Some of the uninspired bits reminded me that I wasn't seeing anything new or original, I'd see this a dozen times before. That's not always bad though, right? Sometimes tried and true is the safer route. The acting, cinematography, special effects and location were all solid but the over-the-top comedic performances by Deon Richmond & Parry Shen did get a bit bothersome. No big deal.
Hatchet will never compare to such genre milestones as Psycho, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Halloween but it holds its own and will no doubt put smiles on the faces of bloodthirsty fanboys for years to come. It really entertained the heck out of me. It gives fans exactly what they want in a slasher film and I can honestly say I'd watch this again.
A Complete Waste Of Time And Money 
2009-09-05 - I love a good horror and or slasher movie, unfortunately no one seems to know how to make them anymore and this movie is a perfect example of that. Bad acting, awful script, and inept directing make for a very long 90 mins. If you are thinking of buying this movie, don't. It's not even worth the rental. The ending is one of the most unsatisfying of any movie ever made. Maybe, just maybe, Hollywood or some independent filmmaker will finally create a horror movie worth purchasing, at least that's what I keep praying for. Until then we are stuck with crap like this.
Hatchet+Adam Green+Horror+Comedy+Gore+Nudity = A Damn Good Slasher Masterpiece!
2009-08-04 - Joel David Moore (DODGEBALL, GRANDMA'S BOY), Tamara Feldman, Deon Richmond (SCREAM 3, THE COSBY SHOW), Mercedes McNab (BUFFY, ANGEL), Joleigh Fiorevanti, Joel Murray, Parry Shen (THE HAZING), Richard Riehle (OF MICE AND MEN), Patrika Darbo, Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger), Josh Leonard (THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT), Tony Todd (Candyman) and Kane Hodder (Jason Voorhees) star in Adam Green's masterpiece; HATCHET. All of these actors are great in their roles and Adam Green and Will Barrat make a damn good team for this and their other movies. I give this movie 5 out of 5 stars!
