Paris Hilton Book:

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The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries: My Life Tailing Paris Hilton Reviews:
Dog Poop
2007-08-29 - I have the world's shortest review for the world's crappiest book.

Dog Poop

Hard Hitting New Paperback Edition
2007-02-08 - At first glance, I was intrigued with the title: "My Life Tailing Paris Hilton." But then I realized this book was written by her dog and not Greek shipping heirs.

After carefully reading into the intricate clues of The Tinkerbell Code, I found this incredible admission from the little pooch: "The Valtrexx was mine." Stunning. It's there. If you follow the clues.

"Beware the blonde of Man."

A Prostitute's Field Guide to Success!!
2005-12-15 - Learn how this poor dog wittnessed first hand how Paris Hilton truly worked her way up to acheiving the status of a dirty trash bin. This book is a groundbreaking documentary of how to be the dirtiest peice of garbage on the corner!!!! If you are in need of this book, you better act quick and steal it from your local porn shop befor they're all out.

Loving It In DEMOCRATIC NEW YORK
2005-01-25 - This book rocks! I now find myself quoting a frigging chihuahua! It's hilarious, thought provoking and leaves you 95% stupider than you were before! Wow what a bargain...keep em coming Queen Hilton!

Besides, I'm a Democrat so you know that I'm right and my opinion is the only one that matters...right Hollywood? CBS? Dan Rathers??

perfect stocking stuffer for the criminally cynical
2004-12-13 - This is just good fun. It is so cynically wonderful and the parody is well done. When else will you read, "I have bells. Like I don't naturally stick out enough, now I can annoy the deaf, too. Why not just go ahead and spray me with the juice of a skunk's ass and get the trifecta of offensive." It isn't Pulitzer winning writing; but if mocking the way-too-rich sounds like fun, you'll really enjoy this.