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Paris Hilton Movie: Nine Lives
Movie Nine Lives |  |  | | List Price: $14.98 | | Label: Lions Gate
Salesrank: 30250
Released: May 11, 2004 | | Our Price: $2.57 | | Used Price: $0.01 | | MPAA Rating: R (Restricted) Media: DVD | |
Nine Lives Reviews: OK for the genre (2.5/5)  2008-03-03 - this movie is OK for the horror genre.it's nothing new or special,but
the genre has produced worse.i didn't find the acting all that
bad.again,it wasn't great,but i've seen worse.Paris Hilton is in this
one,and is no better or worse than anyone else in the movie.i didn't
find the movie particularly scary or thrilling.but then a lot of so
called horror movies aren't scary,merely disgusting.but i did think it
was passable entertainment for 85 minutes or so.if you go in expecting
award winning acting,and anything but a time waster,you'll be
disappointed.if you've never seen one of these types of movies,you
might find it scary.otherwise,just enjoy watching characters doing the
stupid things they do in these movies before getting dispatched.for
me,Nine Lives is a 2.5/5
Just Aweful  2007-03-27 - Anything having to do with Paris Hilton is doomed to be garbage. The premise of the story is trite and in the end leaves the audience wondering "whaaaaa". The only person not to die is scottish and that's the only reason why he didnt; because he's Scottish. WHAT????? Sick plot, dumb characters overall DULLLLL. How many movies will they make with "a group of friends in a secluded castle" Yes i borrowed the movie which is great compared to paying $20.00 for the DVD and wasting my money and time watching it. YAWWWWWWWWWWN!!!
0 STARS: Very poorly acted, unconvincing, uncompelling and lame.  2007-03-12 - You just about need nine lives to get through this movie alive. In "Nine Lives", the acting is wooden and the action is totally unconvincing. The idea and setting of the movie may have worked, but the execution is so bad, the movie is totally uncompelling. None of the characters stick out with any degree of noticeability. Ultimately, "Nine Lives" comes across as totally and completely lame. I could barely stomach this movie to the end.
Sad, sad, sad but true  2007-02-16 - What the hell is this??? Why does Paris Hilton have her picture covered on DVD??? She only been played in the movie for a very short time I would say within like 10 to 15 minutes tops and that was it!!! I am very very disappointed with Paris Hilton!!! This movie isnt real I mean I like to watch horror movies that has some real actions and real killers and such ok what I mean is when Paris Hilton lay her front on the bathroom floor and there was NO blood on her back but just in front of her body but we can't see what it looks like... come on lets be real here!!! I am into horror movies and this movie is like "fake horror" movie I have ever seen!!! House Of Wax that Paris Hilton played in it has some REAL action the wax guy threw a long brown wood stick right through to Paris Hilton's head and it looks real but still I know it was just a movie but my point is fake and real horror movies!! But this one isnt real at all!! I want to see some real actions. I know theres something wrong and I see what reall wrong with this movie they are hiding something and there are alot of missing from this movie!! I honestly think Paris Hilton wanted to play in the movie for a very short time just because she really doesnt want to play the whole time movie so she could make ALOT of money or what??? I just dont know but all I know this movie is not right and something is missing and it's not making sense to me at all honestly. And someone took a picture of Paris Hilton on DVD cover??? OMG!!! What the hell is this??? I thought Paris Hilton would be able to play the whole time in the movie but I thought W-R-O-N-G!!! This is not worth it honestly!!! If you want something real get House Of Wax instead of this one!!!
Not even late night cheezy worthy.  2006-06-04 - Ok, im not even going to comment on the acting, cause hey, Paris Hilton was front and center on the cover, so my expectations were pretty low. But come on, this movie was bad. Lighting was very amateur, with big shadows on the walls that didn't correspond with the lighting. The music was lacking in a big way. For example, they tried using a lot of jump scenes to scare the audience (cause the movie it's self sure couldn't do it). Problem was, they made it overly obvious, and the music was totally off, so the closest you might come is when you role your eyes at the lame attempt. Not only that, the composer was unable to generate any kind of tension at all. And the story, wow. We have a guy who had some med schooling, and can't bandage a cut? They figure out what's going on from a picture book? And a ghost who won't kill someone knocked out? Mighty decent of him. Conversations, characters, plot, boring, boring, boring. Nothing at all even remotely interesting or thought provoking.
Unfortunately this movie isn't even good for laughs. If you really have to see it, at least do yourself a favor and borrow it from someone else who wasted money on it. :)
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