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Editorial Review: Action Classics 100 Movie Pack Reviews: Fortunately, I was lucky enough to watch the MST3K version, and I was saved by a barrage of witty remarks by Joel Hodgson, Tom Servo, and Crow T. Robot. Anyway, Joe Don Baker is arguably the star of this disgusting spectacle, featuring a 25 mph car chase and some of the ugliest outfits you've ever seen. The fact that this was originally meant to be a serious movie makes me shudder. Joe Don Baker (actually an excellent character actor) is the star of this cinematic train wreck. There is a very compelling reason to buy this un-MSTed "Mitchell", and even better reasons to avoid it. First, if you're a shameless "Mystery Science Theater 3000" fan (as I am), it's a perfect companion to arguably the Brains' bid for comic masterpiece. The plot of the MST'ed version is completely incomprehensible (something about a super-secret spy...has a motorcycle...marooned in space...meets Hercules...or not). While the unexpurgated version fills in a few details, the plot REMAINS completely incomprehensible, it's just that much more convoluted. Still, you'll find out what happened to John Saxon (killed in a dune buggy accident - gotta see it to believe it), why Mitchell shot Edmundo Bocca in the leg(completely stupid but at least it's now within the story context), and some of the conversations will make marginally more sense (particularly with Linda Evans, who now has a name - Greta). The *best* reason to see it is that apparently the Brains riffed the "clean" version, and this video is the "R-rated" Mitchell. Like many films, the director shot a theatrical flavor and a release flavor, including some mildly rough language and additional violence. It's not just looped; for example, in the MST version Linda Evans writes "jerk" in lipstick. In the R-rated version, she writes "bastard" instead. (...). Unfortunately, as much as I like "Mitchell" as an abject example of astonishingly bad filmmaking, I cannot recommend its purchase in this format. The tape is recorded in "EP" mode, which is completely inexcusable for a (...) film. Secondly, the transfer is about as poor as I have ever seen, with numerous tracking errors, sound drops, and other flaws. I expect poorly shot source material in a movie like this, but I will not tolerate poor mastering. Finally, the clamshell is poorly constructed. This movie will not last on the shelf very long before becoming completely unwatchable. Caveat Emptor. In the words of the immortal Dr. Clayton Forrester, "Watch it and weep, Joel prole mole"! | |||||||||||||||||||||