Tom Selleck Movie:

		List Price: $16.99		Label: Corporations Unlimited Salesrank: 105526 Released: April 1, 2003
		MPAA Rating: Unrated Media: DVD

Anus Magillicutty Reviews:
THE BEST WORST MOVIE YOU WILL EVER WATCH!!
2007-01-24 - Here is my summary I posted on my blog..... enjoy

There really are no words to describe a viewing of this movie. If you have and idea for the worst movie you have watched previously, this movie will top it by far. friends and I watched this and I truly believe it has scarred one for life. Little Otik was a bizzare journey in flim, but this one also leaves a mark on you, and as my friend states says "a giant skid mark"

Summary:

Anus is in trouble and people are trying to kill him. He is addicted to women, booze, and rolling bums. The movie relays this character to perfection.

Anus ends up with a woman in a thong who caps the guy who was trying to kill Anus. If she wasn't there, Anus would be dead. Che-Che is after Anus because Anus banged on of his chicks. His roomate with mustard dripping down his wife-beater tells Anus he has to take out the trash because he's sick of the dead body rotting in the trash can. So Anus now drives around town (in his pimping 78 buick)with the corpse and then Satan appears. Now, satan is after Anus (or is he)? Satan likes to peak around trees and appears to be stalking at first, Satan is always peeking and staying "ANUS!!" and as you guessed satan likes peeking at Anus. Anus bangs more chicks and beats up bums while sporting the worst hawaiian shirt and bad, bad hair. The final scene is Satan finally confronting Anus. I won't spoil the fun(OK, there is no fun from some dude in a suit wearing a dollar store satan mask)

Also, inbetween this wacky and incoherent plot are very long drawn out soft-core porn style sex scenes, completely unrelated to the movie.

The filming quality is just as someone carried around an old VHS hand-recording camera.

This movie is 99.9% unscripted and well, you can just guess what is going to happen.

For those who want to watch, the worst movie you will ever see, I recommend this movie, it makes Plan 9 looking like Citizen Kane, happy viewing

Absolutely the WORST movie you will ever watch (that you will love)
2006-08-06 - There really are no words to describe a viewing of this movie. If you have and idea for the worst movie you have watched previously, this movie will top it by far.

Summary:

Anus is in trouble and people are trying to kill him. He is addicted to women, booze, and rolling bums. The movie relays this character to perfection.

Anus ends up with a woman in a thong who caps the guy who was trying to kill Anus. If she wasn't there, Anus would be dead. Che-Che is after Anus because Anus banged on of his chicks. His roomate with mustard dripping down his wife-beater tells Anus he has to take out the trash because he's sick of the dead body rotting in the trash can. So Anus now drives around town (in his pimping 78 buick)with the corpse and then Satan appears. Now, satan is after Anus (or is he)? Satan likes to peak around trees and appears to be stalking at first, Satan is always peeking and staying "ANUS!!) as Anus bangs more chicks and beats up bums while sporting the worst hawaiian shirt and bad, bad hair. The final scene is Satan finally confronting Anus. I won't spoil the fun

Also, inbetween this wacky and incoherent plot are very long drawn out soft-core porn style sex scenes, completely unrelated to the movie.

The filming quality is just as someone carried around an old VHS hand-recording camera.

This movie is 99.9% unscripted and well, you can just guess what is going to happen.

For those who want to watch, the worst movie you will ever see, I recommend this movie. I think it is one of the funniest movies.