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Evil Alien Conquerors Reviews:
Brilliant
2007-04-27 - For this movie, the small budget is a blessing; just like for the original Clerks and the first two Monty Python movies. No one tried to hide the miniscule budget, they just do their best with what they have: pure comedy material. Some of the jokes are so bad and so original that you will lose your breath laughing. The theme song is priceless.

The plot is self-explanatory. Two guys are sent to Earth to conquer it in a few days. They have swords, and the entire human population to decapitate.


If you want to "experience art" (said with an arrogant and better-than-thou tone), avoid this movie. If you want to double over in laughter, get it.

Also, you can hear the theme song on the Myspace page of the band that created it, Nerf Herder (you will need to skip down the playlist a bit). If you have seen the movie, the song makes perfect sense.

YOU WILL DIE IN AGONY RON!!!
2005-12-02 - You'll either love or you'll hate, but THIS MOVIE IS HILARIOUS!!!! This movie takes stupid comedy to the next level. The story follows 2 idiot alien invaders sent to Earth from the planet Cabbige. Mi'ike, & Do'ug need to destroy the human race in like 48 hours or another big alien named Kroger will eat them. Now had the makers of this film taken this plot seriously this movie woulda sucked, they didn't though and what ensues is pure comic genious. Seriously, "Stupid Funny" has never been done so good. I've tried to show off this movie to alot of different people, and the reactions afterwards are always mixed, people either get it, or they don't. I hope you'll get it, this movie is bound to be a classic.

I love this movie...but the cow will pay!
2005-10-08 - What Evil Alien Conquerors reminds me of more than anything are the skits that used to be on Saturday Night Live in its first year. (My Gawd - has it been 30 YEARS already?) Especially the ones with Ackroyd & Belushi, god bless them. Totally silly but completely & unself-consciously on-target.

All the principals are just great. Diedrich Bader reminds me more than a little of Kelsey Grammer in his prime. There's something almost heroic in Tyler Labine's performance as Croker. The sets are perfect, even the title song is catchy.

Wow, I'd give everybody a copy of this if I was rich as Gates. Cheer everyone up.

But...the cow must pay!

WE ARE SUPERIOR BEINGS!!!!
2005-09-23 - I loved this movie I don't care what anybody else says.This is the best comedy I've seen in years and easily upstages most mainstream comedies.When I first saw it I was laughing so hard my ribs hurt.I knew I had to have it.This is definitely a must see.Don't let the low budget get to you this movie is entertaining.

6 Billion Heads
2005-05-16 - This movie was made to be a 1 star movie. I like some things from it like the fact everyone had to be decapitated not just killed, and the kid who helps the aliens with their conquest. When it comes down to it I think it's one of those movies worth seeing once or twice.