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Editorial Review: Laser Moon Reviews: The only good thing one can say about Laser Moon is that it does end. Traci looks like she's on downers throughout the entire movie. Her eyes are never more than three quarters open, she....talks....so .....slow, and without a hint of what's going on, in the movie or in her life. The dialog is so forced, you'd swear she crams every scene to memorize lines that mean nothing to her. In the 'chase' scene, she's on foot chasing the sex offender. It's so cut up that anyone can tell that Traci never took more than two steps at a time. Plus her gun keeps changing hands, she couldn't even get that right between takes. This movie is the result of another no talent bimbo who refuses to get a real job, and milk her waning popularity for all it's worth. The only good thing one can say about Laser Moon is that it does end. Traci looks like she's on downers throughout the entire movie. Her eyes are never more than three quarters open, she....talks....so .....slow, and without a hint of what's going on, in the movie or in her life. The dialog is so forced, you'd swear she crams every scene to memorize lines that mean nothing to her. In the 'chase' scene, she's on foot chasing the sex offender. It's so cut up that anyone can tell that Traci never took more than two steps at a time. Plus her gun keeps changing hands, she couldn't even get that right between takes. This movie is the result of another no talent bimbo who refuses to get a real job, and milk her waning popularity for all it's worth. | |||||||||||||||||||||