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List Price: $19.94 | | Label: Sony Pictures
Salesrank: 14138
Released: February 3, 2009 |
| Our Price: $4.99 |
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MPAA Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Media: DVD |
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Editorial Review:
Megan Valentine was America's sweetheart. But her latest movie is a bomb, and a crooked accountant has left her broke. So she's doing what anyone else would do - joining the Army. Now, there's no star treatment, no stunt doubles and no second takes. But with the help of the other recruits, she'll find the motivation she needs to be all she can be and make it through basic training with style. Also starring Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg, Olesya Rulin, Cheri Oteri and Jill Marie Jones.
Description of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous:
The tumbling blond locks and preternaturally white smile of Jessica Simpson brighten up Private Valentine. Megan Valentine (Simpson), the fluffy star of many talking animal movies, discovers her accountant has embezzled all her money and her boyfriend is gay. Thinking it will help her gain control over her life, she blithely signs up for the army--but independent thinking is not exactly what the army has in mind. She and her multi-ethnic platoon-mates bond over midnight chocolate raids, disco dancing, and digging up an embarrassing past secret of her drill sergeant (Vivica A. Fox, not exactly convincing as a hard-as-nails soldier). But will she gain the respect she most craves--her own? Private Valentine is a flimsy retread of Goldie Hawn's classic 1980 comedy Private Benjamin. But despite its many, many flaws--most significantly, after humiliating her platoon repeatedly, Valentine wins them over far too easily--Private Valentine is so puppy-dog eager to please that it's hard to dislike. Simpson cheerfully makes fun of herself and clearly wants to escape her sex-bomb image (the movie puts very little emphasis on her curves). Also featuring Steve Guttenberg, Cheri Oteri, and an actually funny (and all too brief) appearance by Michael Hitchcock (Best In Show, Waiting for Guffman). --Bret Fetzer
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous Reviews:
great buy! 
2009-12-26 - I rented this movie a bunch of teenage girls and we all laughed until we cried. We're all fans of Jessica Simpson. It's a good, clean, hillarious story. Just the thing to make you laugh at a time when we so often need to escape the seriousness of the real world.
omg the best!
2009-12-24 - Me and a few friends watched this movie and we cried laughing so hard. It is so stupid sometimes but thats what makes it so frickin' HILARIOUS!!! It is one of my favorite movies EVER
Best Jessica Simpson movie yet!
2009-12-23 - I love all of Jessica Simpson's movies but this was the best. I saw and bought it the day it came out. I recommend this to all people who love Jess. There was love, and laughs. This was one of the best movies I've seen in a while and I did not regret buying it. Don't listen to the critics, just because it has Jessica in it, does not mean its a "horrible" movie. This movie is good, funny and a must for any die hard Jessica Simpson fans.
I loved It !
2009-12-22 - This movie is brillant. I have seen it four times and it just keeps getting better, my wife and I laugh nonstop. The humor is original and quirky.
This was actually good!
2009-12-22 - The film was funny. I'm not saying it was a masterpiece but it certainly deserves more. It's obvious that people are randomly clicking low rates just because they don't like Jessica Simpson ( I LOVE HER!) which defeats the point. What a waste of time and it makes everything inaccurate!
