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List Price: $14.98 | | Label: Lions Gate Films Home Entertainment
Salesrank: 113454
Released: June 7, 2005 |
| Our Price: $7.71 |
| Used Price: $0.94 |
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MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Media: DVD |
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Editorial Review:
A quiet suburban town is overrun by vampires! The once idyllic picture of the typical American family, now hosts spectacles of carnage behind every picket fence as the neighbors prowl the streets feasting on the dead and dying. Jen and Rakeem are the only two left to fight their way out of the suburban slaughterhouse… will they survive?
Dark Town Reviews:
The Single Worst Vampire Flick I Have Ever Seen! 
2007-03-03 - I watched about forty-five minutes of this piece of garbage and believe me that was enough. I just couldn't continue to put myself through the torture that was watching "Dark Town"! Not only does it have atrocious acting, poor lighting, hammy dialog, badly choreographed lesbian sex, horrendously stereotyped characters, a convoluted and illogical plot and cheap gore effects, it was also rather sick in certain places as well! One scene in particular that I happened to catch shortly before I turned the film off involved the vampire dad literally ripping the unborn fetus out of his daughter-in-law's pregnant stomach!!! Why on earth did he do this?!?! Of course we never find out as is typical with these typse of films. Overall, I wish I could say that "Dark Town" was one of the few so-called "low-budget horror gems" floating around out there, sadly though it's anything but! In fact, it may very well be one of the worst to appear on DVD in recent memory!
Keep This On The Shelf
2006-03-24 - Do not rent it. Definitely do not buy it.
Even for B-grade horror it is a horrible and stupid flick.
A Waste Of Time
2006-02-18 - That's what watching this movie was for me. I could have rented anything but I must have been temporarily insane and picked this thing up off the shelf.
BAD! BAD! BAD!
2006-01-19 - What is it with B horror movies? Do the people who make this stuff think the only people who watch this stuff are going to be horny, drunk and/or high white teenaged geeks?
This movie didn't know what it wanted to be. First we are dealing with a vampire flick that towards the end just flat out becomes a zombie-n-gore fest!
And the incest stuff was nasty! Damn. That's what people meant when they talk about the slippery slope. If you show men with men & woman with woman, then where will it end? I noticed a lot of this incest as erotic/naughty stuff recently. I don't like it and I think people are sick in the head if they do. Know what I'm saying?
Avoid This Film
2006-01-10 - This is a Troma style stinkbomb that made the living real smell so bad I had to open every door and window!
A slumlord comes upon some Bosnian vampire and his daughter. They infect him and he returns home to infect his doormat wife, weakling son, the pregnant daughter-in-law he lusts after and his druglord groupie daughter. Into the picture comes his lipstick lesbian social worker daughter with her lover and some gangbangers looking to get even with Mr. Slumlord.
Incestuous themes and teasings abound. Also one of the most disgusting, nastiest treatments of a prematurely born baby I've ever seen.
Only one thing I need to know: What happened to the daughter's adorable cat? I'm thankful that the degenerates who made this flick spared us animal mutilation.
Strictly for the 16-25 whiteboy set who might have sexual issues with their sisters and mothers and be naive enough to believe that average lesbians look like the two in this movie.
